Monday, January 03, 2005
What's Driving Miss Myrtle?
Giggilo Junction is one of my many nicknames 4 this small town I live N.
It's a dream job site 4 hunky Handy Men who like 2 get hammered & nail rich widows, divorcees, or lonely $$$-ed wives of golfing husbands. As a bonus, being a Handy Man here is the biggest cash-only career N town.
I've known Miss Myrtle, a horny Southern belle N her 70s ... 4 several years now. This past summer, she invited me over 2 her estate because, as she drooled N2 the phone: "Come on over, It will B a really hot day!"
I knew what Miss Myrtle meant.
As we sat on her porch N rocking chairs, sipping her Mint Juleps that she strongly luved, & luved them only when they were strong, she announced 2 me that "The show was already N progress!"
With that, she swept her jewel encrusted fingers 4 me 2 savour the vista. It was HOT. She had hired 3 hunky shirtless & very tanned handymen 2 repair her already perfect white picket fence.
Miss Myrtle then unflapped her lace fan & rang her gentile silver bell with the other hand. I asked her "Y the fan?" as there was a luvly cool breeze. She leaned N & whispered: "It's gonna get hotter."
Miss Myrtle was right. Like salmon answering the call of a gushing cold stream, the 3 glistening hunks paraded toward her left side. There she kept a giant cooler stocked with the best beers.
As the teasing trio flexed their shiney muscles dripping with sweat & grabbed cold ones then sat/posed on her porch 4 their long beer break, I leaned N 2 Myrtle & agreed: "The is a hot day after all. " & added: "So, I guess this Bud is 4 U!"
Miss Myrtle winked & purred: "Indeed, child, but which bud?"
Moral: U R never 2 old 2 B a Lusty Lady!
2 B continued ...
**HEARTLITE Thot 4 The Day:
"Older men R more attractive than older women because women let them live their illusion"
Luv & hugs & smiles from
krystiahn
It's a dream job site 4 hunky Handy Men who like 2 get hammered & nail rich widows, divorcees, or lonely $$$-ed wives of golfing husbands. As a bonus, being a Handy Man here is the biggest cash-only career N town.
I've known Miss Myrtle, a horny Southern belle N her 70s ... 4 several years now. This past summer, she invited me over 2 her estate because, as she drooled N2 the phone: "Come on over, It will B a really hot day!"
I knew what Miss Myrtle meant.
As we sat on her porch N rocking chairs, sipping her Mint Juleps that she strongly luved, & luved them only when they were strong, she announced 2 me that "The show was already N progress!"
With that, she swept her jewel encrusted fingers 4 me 2 savour the vista. It was HOT. She had hired 3 hunky shirtless & very tanned handymen 2 repair her already perfect white picket fence.
Miss Myrtle then unflapped her lace fan & rang her gentile silver bell with the other hand. I asked her "Y the fan?" as there was a luvly cool breeze. She leaned N & whispered: "It's gonna get hotter."
Miss Myrtle was right. Like salmon answering the call of a gushing cold stream, the 3 glistening hunks paraded toward her left side. There she kept a giant cooler stocked with the best beers.
As the teasing trio flexed their shiney muscles dripping with sweat & grabbed cold ones then sat/posed on her porch 4 their long beer break, I leaned N 2 Myrtle & agreed: "The is a hot day after all. " & added: "So, I guess this Bud is 4 U!"
Miss Myrtle winked & purred: "Indeed, child, but which bud?"
Moral: U R never 2 old 2 B a Lusty Lady!
2 B continued ...
**HEARTLITE Thot 4 The Day:
"Older men R more attractive than older women because women let them live their illusion"
Luv & hugs & smiles from
krystiahn
